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Eyeballs Are so Spoiled These Days

July 30, 2008 1:53 PM

For those who are bored with ordinary contact lenses, there's quite a few strange new objects out there and others in the works that you can stick in your eye and not go blind (hopefully).

For instance, an artist-designer in the Netherlands named Eric Klarenbeek has created what he calls eye jewelery for people who have been dying to dangle diamonds from their eyeballs. But blinging in this manner may pose some problems: Besides having to figure out what to wear with it, some pain may be involved.

Dr. Brian Boxer-Wachler, an ophthalmologist based in Beverly Hills, warns that potential bleeding may occur as the string scratches against sensitive skin layers. "It looks like it would rub against the bottom of your eyelid as it swings around," he said. "And so I would expect it to cause some irritation if it were to be worn for a prolonged length of time."

And although the doctor "applauds the creativity" of such a concept, he notes that there are safer ways to wear jewelery.

And since it seems like we are spending more and more of our waking hours in front of a computer screen these days, a new technology being developed at the University of Washington may allow us to always be connected. Scientists at a laboratory somewhere in Seattle have figured out a way to fit circuits and LEDs into a contact lens. They've even tested the prototype lens on a rabbit and found no adverse affects.

Although the bionic lenses aren't fully functional yet, additional research may make it possible to perhaps read e-mail and watch movies by having them beamed directly to your eye. Sleep is overrated anyway.

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this is about the most moronic thing I have ever seen

Posted by: this is so stupid | Jul 30, 2008 4:07:34 PM

This is similar to an idea that I am working on and intend to patent as soon as I can line up some investors, except my idea utilizes the construction of a lens out of sandpaper and the user puts in the lens with Habanero chile sauce instead of saline. For some reason, I'm still having a challenging time avoiding irritation but I'm sure I'll overcome this difficulty in time.

Posted by: Jasper Eliot | Jul 30, 2008 4:14:03 PM

Ridiculous and stupid.

Posted by: Lisa Again | Jul 30, 2008 5:11:57 PM

At least you will be able to tell who is retarded by the s-h-i-t hanging from their eyes, to funny.

Posted by: david | Jul 30, 2008 5:45:23 PM

Gee, I wonder how fast the rabbit can type?

Posted by: Paula | Jul 30, 2008 5:47:07 PM

To people that have serious eye conditions this isnt even remotely funny you idiots !!

Posted by: jimbo | Jul 30, 2008 5:48:04 PM

I don't kmow about eye jewelery, but to fit circuits and LEDs into a contact lens sounds sort of like X-files. Will we one day all get Lasic eye treatment and then be able to see the Internet with satellites?

Posted by: Black Raiser | Jul 30, 2008 6:35:16 PM

this new idea about eye jewelry is very risky, it can damage your eyes and skin, and this development of technology is really scary

Posted by: unknown | Jul 30, 2008 6:49:43 PM

More evidence of the dumbing down of "some" people in the world. "An artist-designer in the Netherlands named Eric Klarenbeek has created what he calls eye jewelery for people who have been dying (sic) to dangle diamonds from their eyeballs. But blinging in this manner may pose some problems: Besides having to figure out what to wear with it, some pain may be involved". How dumb can you be?

Posted by: LongT | Jul 30, 2008 6:52:16 PM

Eventually, once nanotechnology has been harnessed, you'll be able to have SmartContacts that not only protect your eyes from all manner of threats, you'll have a HUD (Heads Up Display) like what you see in many first person perspective computer games. This will display information like your GPS location, caller ID info from your phone, nightvision, telescopic sights, etc.

Posted by: Jake Card | Jul 30, 2008 8:05:38 PM

yeah....but could the rabbit send email?

Posted by: MountainRosie | Jul 30, 2008 8:22:39 PM

I think people don't have anything better to do so they come up with ridiculous things and dumb people just think its cute but it's not!

Posted by: Ada | Jul 30, 2008 8:23:43 PM

The eye jewelry is the stupidest thing I have ever seen!! How the heck are you supposed to was them! What happens if it tears the lens! What happens if it makes the lens fall out! People need to making bling for almost everything and anything!! Get Reel People.

Posted by: Samantha | Jul 30, 2008 8:30:49 PM

I have worn contacts since the early 80's. Most of the time, I can't even feel them, but if an eyelash falls in my eye, it feels like there is a boulder in it. I cannot imagine what it feels like to wear this eye jewelry. Last summer I wore a torn contact for a few days until I could get to my eye doctor. I came down with an infection in one eye that spread to my sinuses and then back to my other eye. Three weeks of very expensive anti biotics and eyedrops followed. Now, nothing goes in my eyes but fresh, new contacts. These eye jewelry inventors and their customers alike are idiots. Wait until someone comes down with an infection from wearing some of the jewelry that leads to a sight loss. Personal injury lawyers are lining up.

Posted by: Melanie | Jul 30, 2008 9:15:16 PM

OK eye jewelry is just down right stupid, the other bionic crap is scary, people reading emails or watching movies through their contacts while driving, then there is the always paranoid side of me that wonders what would keep someone from running a subliminal program while you are sleeping,almost reminds me of a sci-fi horro novel I read about a computer company actually connecting people to their computers.

Posted by: Get Real | Jul 30, 2008 10:12:20 PM

It's official. Human beings are f**ked up!

Posted by: Peter | Jul 30, 2008 10:14:19 PM

This article reminds me of a sci-fi short story I read a few years back now, about how people became addicted to virtual reality glasses that made the world seem much more beautiful than it was - thus creating a way for people to avoid having to deal with the mess they created. Never mind the glasses - looks like contact lenses may be the way to go.

Posted by: Mel O. | Jul 30, 2008 10:14:33 PM

Yes, lets torture some poor rabbits so some idiots can wear eye jewelry.

Posted by: rose | Jul 30, 2008 10:53:35 PM

The eyeball jewelry is SOOO... necessary because it is so hard to wear jewelry on your neck/nose/ears/wrists/finger/angle/toes/belly button.

Posted by: Toni | Jul 31, 2008 1:37:18 AM

Next up: Eyeball tattoos...

Posted by: Toni | Jul 31, 2008 1:38:15 AM

When I saw the accompanying picture for this article I thought WTF? Especially in light of the point the doctor brought up about scratching the sensitive layers of skin surrounding the eye.

Seriously though people, contact lens jewelery? The idea seems absolutely ludicrous to me.

Posted by: Jiubq | Jul 31, 2008 3:05:03 AM

I have worn contacts for 37 years and now in the past year have 2x developed cornea ulcer. i haven't worked in 2 weeks because of this and every co-pay for eye med is $55 x 6 medicines. $50 copays for eye specialist, every other day. He links everything to contacts. Although, I treat my eye with the utmost respect, I take my contacts out every day after work, put a brand new pair in every 3 days, the environment alone and sensitivity to contact solutions isn't helping me. I can't put makeup on, can't see a damn thing, have to buy 3 different glasses, including sunglasses, since I drive for a living, have 2 glasses, one for far, and one for close. Now I am being told that a cyrstalens replacement is my only option, other than going on disability, and that is not covered by insurance. (at least $5000). I have cried and cried and I hope to the good Lord that the people do not put this eye jewelery in their eye. It is extremely difficult to clear up eye problems (and expensive)

Posted by: marie | Jul 31, 2008 5:41:06 AM

It's a highway for bacteria to go directly into your eye. What sort of sadist thought this up? Out with his eye!

Posted by: amy | Aug 8, 2008 12:17:31 PM

Eyeball jewelry? As my dad used to say,"Makes about as much sense as teats on a boar hog. "Gee, wouldn't you like to see the limited warranty on eyeball jewelry. "In the event of loss of sight or eyeball itself manufacturer liability limited to purchase price of said eye jewelry and/or replacement of said jewelry with jewelry of similar design or value. Manufacturer not responsible for stupidity of consumer but damn glad idiots willing to buy our crap."

Posted by: Hel | Aug 15, 2008 9:08:44 AM

But, can the rabbit multi-task ? j/k I think it's horrible what we do to animals just so some idiots with more money than brains can get something that is "latest and new". Makes me sick.

Posted by: Bobby | Sep 1, 2008 7:01:00 PM

i like contacts. the are neat and tidy


cheeeeeeeeeeeeze

Posted by: sylvia | Nov 5, 2008 4:23:19 PM

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