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New Baby Names from Election 2008

November 01, 2008 11:36 PM

I was intrigued by the news of the father who behind his wife's back named his newborn baby girl Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak in honor of the GOP ticket.

And I wondered…what other baby names could come from this election?

Here are a few:

Superdelegate Ciptak
Shameon U. Barackobama Ciptak
Threeayem Phonecall Ciptak
Joe DiPlumber Ciptak
Wasilla Ciptak
Ayers Ciptak
Khalidi Ciptak
Keating Ciptak
Tuzla Ciptak
Rezko Ciptak
U.R. Likeable-anuff Ciptak
Rielle Ciptak
Hussein Ciptak
Trig Ciptak
Track Ciptak
Bristol Ciptak
Willow Ciptak
Piper Ciptak
Odinga Ciptak
Justwords Ciptak
Deval Ciptak
Change Ciptak
Countryfirst Ciptak
Literally Ciptak
Girdyour Loins Ciptak
U. Betcha Ciptak
Clingta Guns Ciptak
Gahdamma Merica Ciptak
Mavericky Ciptak
Corsi Ciptak
Tingle Ciptak
Joe Six Ciptak
A. Littleblow Ciptak
Release DiTape Ciptak
We R.D. Oneswerewaitinfor Ciptak
Parsley Ciptak
Hagee Ciptak
Nationa Weiners Ciptak
Fundamentalsadee Economy Arstrong Ciptak
Judas Ciptak
Carly Ciptak
Douglas Holtz-Ciptak
Nafta Ciptak
Austan Ciptak
Justletme Eatmywaffle Ciptak
Fairytale Ciptak
Jessejackson Wonsouthcarolinatoo Ciptak
Real Virginia Ciptak
Meetmein Ohio Ciptak
Vett Ciptak
Under D. Bus Ciptak
Pallinaroundwith Ciptak
Solditon E. Bay Ciptak
Bridgeto Ciptak
Maddow Ciptak
Racecard Ciptak
Tired Wornoutold Ciptak
Hucka-Ciptak
Lipstick Onna Ciptak
Fitedasmearsdot Ciptak
Petraeus Ciptak
Flagpin Ciptak

Other ideas?

- jpt

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Salin Ciptak? How about that? :D

Posted by: baby hair clips | Mar 23, 2009 8:01:55 AM

Joe Ciptak

Posted by: secret | Nov 2, 2008 5:47:23 PM

My personal favorite..McCalin

Posted by: McCalin08 | Nov 2, 2008 12:04:13 PM

RePO Ciptak

Posted by: topo2005 | Nov 2, 2008 11:13:58 AM

Poll Cat Citpak

Posted by: cheer up, smile, nertz! | Nov 2, 2008 7:22:27 AM

in honor of your great 'selfishness' post the other day (thanks for the link to the ayn rand institute, great site):

ayn rand cipak

Posted by: catherine the great | Nov 2, 2008 6:36:47 AM

Georgedidit Citpak

Posted by: Yankee | Nov 2, 2008 5:57:08 AM

Jake I think those landings have done you some harm!!

That or you need this campaign to end LOL

Posted by: Mike NC | Nov 2, 2008 3:30:11 AM

What a waste of bandwidth as as well as the reported wasting his time!

Posted by: Justme8811 | Nov 2, 2008 2:37:36 AM

Erratic Ciptak
Myfellow Prisoners Ciptak
That One Ciptak
Joe The Ciptak
Anoun Averb Anda Ciptak
First Amendment Ciptak
Swing State Ciptak
P.O.W. Ciptak

and, a little local color from here in North Carolina:

Godless American Ciptak

Posted by: thisniss | Nov 2, 2008 1:43:10 AM

Rus siahouse Ciptak (Greek)
Cou ricgotcha Ciptak (Italian)
Pat riotism Ciptak (Russian?)
Jo-creashin O'mbrella Ciptak (Italian)
Cli Ngun Ciptak (Vietnamese)
Endo Rse Ciptak (South African?)
Don Nate Ciptak (AMERICAN!! even though i had to add an 'n')
Cam Paign Ciptak (Vietnamese again?)
Jay Ktapper Ciptak (?)
Pow Yurs Ciptak (Chinese)
DebbieT. Ciptak
Chen Je Ciptak (Chinese)
Tacs Anspend Ciptak (Swedish)
Ateh Ouses (Nigerian)

Posted by: Question | Nov 2, 2008 1:26:28 AM

I Don't Know What Causes Global Warming Ciptak
G. Gordan Liddy Who? Ciptak
God's War Ciptak
I Can't Name One News Source That I Read Ciptak

Posted by: ziadora | Nov 2, 2008 1:20:20 AM

OK, I know some of these have "stretch marks" on 'em ... but here goes:

Hope Audacity Ciptak
Reed Distribution Ciptak
I. Dunn Know'em Ciptak
Raychelle Card Ciptak
MSM Wayan D. Tank Ciptak
Vida O. Held Ciptak
Noah Sociation Ciptak
Mina Country Ciptak
Neiman Sachs Ciptak
I. C. Russia Ciptak
Maverick Ciptak
Cher My Toys Ciptak
Talking Points Ciptak
O. That Joe Ciptak
Polly Ty Calpunch Ciptak
The One Ciptak

Posted by: costamesabob | Nov 2, 2008 1:10:18 AM

Russiafrommyhouse Ciptak

Keating Ciptak, or anything ending with a letter "G" would have to be changed to "Keatin' Ciptak."

Posted by: beelzebubbles | Nov 2, 2008 1:02:20 AM

Shame Shame Shame Ciptek

Posted by: doug | Nov 2, 2008 1:11:39 AM

"By the way, Mr. Obama's full name also contains the letters, USSR, for what it is worth. I personally don't think he is a full-tilt commie, but it is still kind of weird."

Hahaha... can right wing paranoia become any funnier? topo2005, you seriously gotta see a doctor.

By the way, Mr. McCain's full name also contains the letters CNN, for what it is worth. I personally don't think he is a liberal media giant, but it is still kind of weird.

Posted by: hyperbole | Nov 2, 2008 12:24:17 AM

I'm not sure why the original anagram I posted got deleted but if you are curious it used Obama's full name (middle included) with a Mr. in front to form an angram that include the name Chairman Mao.

By the way, you can select letters in Obama's full name (including the middle name we are TOLD is imopolite to mention) to form ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC along with CNN. But not FOX, curiously enough.


Posted by: topo2005 | Nov 2, 2008 1:10:13 AM

Nounverbnineeleven Citpak
Caucus Citpak
Fivetwentyeight Citpak
Jeffersonjackson Citpak
Weatherman Citpak
Onefiftygrandwardrobe Citpak
Baracuda Citpak
Inevitable Citpak
Real Virginia Citpak

Posted by: Steve | Nov 2, 2008 12:38:37 AM

don'tboo just vote cipak

NOWMD Cipak
Sidekick cipak

justholdyournose cipak
hesanarab cipak
no madam he's not an arab cipak
hesadecent man cipak


Posted by: cheer up, smile, nertz! | Nov 2, 2008 12:34:15 AM

People are insane. I knew this when republicans turned their backs on the only republican worth a damn....Ron Paul.

Posted by: Huh | Nov 2, 2008 12:30:48 AM

i can tell you must be mad and taking it out on obama, because most of the cipak were obama related.

how about myfriends cipak
and don't forget the "myfriends"
you must do the little finger signs mccain always does.
did you do "Spred D. Wealth" cipak
"werall cipak"

Posted by: cheer up, smile, nertz! | Nov 2, 2008 12:27:13 AM

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