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Palin Punk'd, the Annotated Version
November 01, 2008 7:34 PM
Tracey Schmitt, the spokeswoman for Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, announced that "Governor Palin received a phone call on Saturday from a French Canadian talk show host claiming to be French President Nicholas Sarkozy. Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy, and other celebrities in being targeted by these pranksters. C'est la vie."
You can listen to the call from the "Masked Avengers" HERE or HERE.
Following is the transcript of the relevant part with a few notes.
GOV. SARAH PALIN: This is Sarah.
MASKED AVENGERS: Ah, yeah, Gov. Palin.
GOV. PALIN: Helloooo!
MASKED AVENGERS: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
GOV. PALIN: Oh, it's not him yet, they're saying. I always do that!
MASKED AVENGERS: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin...
GOV. PALIN: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
MASKED AVENGERS: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
[Note: Sarkozy does not speak fluent English.]
GOV. PALIN: Oh, so good, it's so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
MASKED AVENGERS: Oh, it's a pleasure.
GOV. PALIN: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
MASKED AVENGERS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday, you know?
[Note: Hallyday is a French singer and actor.]
GOV. PALIN: Yes, good.
MASKED AVENGERS: Excellent. Are you confident?
GOV. PALIN: Very confident and we're thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening and --
MASKED AVENGERS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?
GOV. PALIN: I feel so good. I feel like we're in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow to the finish.
MASKED AVENGERS: You see, I got elected in France because I'm real and you seem to be someone who's real, as well.
GOV. PALIN: Yes, yeah. Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity.
MASKED AVENGERS: You know I see you as a president one day, you too.
GOV. PALIN: (laughing) Maybe in eight years.
MASKED AVENGERS: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt, too.
GOV. PALIN: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.
MASKED AVENGERS: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi.
[Translation: We could also kill some baby seals.]
GOV. PALIN: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together as we're getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
MASKED AVENGERS: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun. I'd really love to go, as long as we don't bring along Vice-President Cheney. (Laughs.)
GOV. PALIN: No, I'll be a careful shot, yes.
MASKED AVENGERS: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.
GOV. PALIN: Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.
MASKED AVENGERS: Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean that you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that's completely false. That's the thing that I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse.
[Note: That is not the name of the prime minister of Canada. The prime minster of Canada, since January 2006, is Stephen Harper. THIS is Stef Carse.]
GOV. PALIN: Well, he's doin' fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder --
MASKED AVENGERS: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
[Note: There is no prime minister of Quebec, though there is a premier. His name is Jean Charest. Sirois is a Canadian humorist.]
GOV. PALIN: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies but it's been great working with the Canadian officials. I know as governor we have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness, you've added a lot of energy to your country with um, with that beautiful family of yours.
MASKED AVENGERS: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, you know, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. (Laughs.)
GOV. PALIN: Well, give her a big hug for me.
MASKED AVENGERS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she's so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
GOV. PALIN: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.
MASKED AVENGERS: Yes, in French it's called de rouge a levre sur un cochon, or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber...(singing) it's his life, Joe the Plumber.
[Translation: Lipstick for a pig.]
GOV. PALIN: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism.
MASKED AVENGERS: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That's not your husband, right?
GOV. PALIN: That's not my husband but he's a normal American who just works hard and doesn't want government to take his money.
MASKED AVENGERS: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of the Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit, oui.
GOV. PALIN: Right, that's what it's all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here.
MASKED AVENGERS: I see a bit about NBC, even Fox News wasn't an ally, an ally, sorry as much as usual.
GOV. PALIN: Yeah, that's what we're up against.
MASKED AVENGERS: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's Nailin' Paylin?
[Note: Nailin' Paylin is a pornographic movie.]
GOV. PALIN: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.
MASKED AVENGERS: That was really edgy.
GOV. PALIN: Well, good.
MASKED AVENGERS: I really loved you and I must say something also, so governor, you've been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.
GOV. PALIN: Ohhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?
MASKED AVENGERS: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
GOV. PALIN: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.
MASKED AVENGERS: CK...hello?...
-- Jake Tapper and Arnab Datta
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Correction: U of Michigan tution for Arts/Science undergrad is $16,440/year. Still pretty high!
Posted by: IamCanadian | Nov 3, 2008 3:59:34 PM
I find it really sad that people like “Equalityrpt” who call Canadians filthy are so narrow minded that they can’t see that they are being told “they’re the best” to keep them from seeing how much better off they can be.
I am Canadian. I have free health care. I can go to any part of Canada and see ANY doctor, surgeon, or specialist, or go to any hospital and pay nothing. I can get an MRI, CAT scan, mammograms, blood work, get my children delivered, chemo if I need it, medical checkups and even JUST reassurances from a doctor and it costs me nothing. My medication costs much less than in the US and if I lose my job I can still go to the doctor and don’t have to worry about how I am going to pay for my or my children’s medical care.
Universal health care is standard in Canada, UK and even in developing countries like Brazil.
Even Canada’s education system provides greater access. As an example, university rankings put the University of Michigan at 18 and the Canadian university McGill at 20. Pretty equal in a ranking of 100, so shouldn’t costs for students be similar too? Just tuition and fees for an out of state student interested in Arts/Science to attend Michigan is $33,069/year. While at McGill it is $5,378.40. This doesn’t include room, boarding food etc.
Minimum wage in Canada is set at the provincial level and ranges: $8.00-$10.00/hr In the US, it’s $6.55. Even with a lower dollar Canada seems to be in a better situation.
Canada has THE best banking system in the world, followed by Sweden. The US’ banking system is rated 40.
Canada is a FREE and DEMOCRATIC nation. We are not Socialist. We watch the same TV shows, buy the same stuff off our shelves and are both Capitalists countries.
So Wake UP America! Wake UP!
Posted by: IamCanadian | Nov 3, 2008 1:04:29 PM
On the name of the Canadian PM, I'll cut just a bit of slack because of the accent ("Stef Carse"-"Stephen Harper"--spoken with that goofy accent over the phone by someone believed to be French) and because of the protocol calling for not "gotcha-ing" a foreign leader. I can picture a frog screwing something like that up.
Tapper said Quebec has a premier, not a PM. The two terms are used interchangeably. Now who's the screwup. As for not knowing the PM/Premier of Quebec, that province has nothing to do with Alaska, and I suspect most Canadians premiers don't know who the governor of Utah is. (They might know Louisiana, though.)
On
Posted by: Tom | Nov 2, 2008 8:49:56 PM
Talk about fishy timing....here it is and from Canadians? Tell them to keep their filthy crude humor north of the border....we Americans do not appreciate it one bit!!
Posted by: equalityrpt | Nov 2, 2008 5:48:23 PM
I think Sarah Palin's reputation as a ding-bat, airhead, small-mind, extreme right-wing, creationist, ignorant, fruitcake has been solidified.
How can any hardworking, REAL American want this woman to have even the smallest possibility to balance the budget, send troops into battle, and negotiate treaties?
Posted by: Dallas | Nov 2, 2008 2:56:38 PM
$500 bribe? What are you drinking? McCain is after you with a $5000 bribe that he calls health insurance. You know how much health insurance that will buy a family of four? About 3 months' worth. Plus he will have to raise taxes (and start a patriotic draft) to pay for the invasions of Iran, Syria, Pakistan...all in the name of security. Yup, let's keep torturing prisoners, holding people illegally in Gitmo, making friends all around the world just like Bush. How can so many people think that will work?
Posted by: Obama supporter | Nov 2, 2008 2:37:13 PM
I do not expect President Obama to save me from anything, nor do I expect huge tax cuts. the truth is, this country is in horrible shape, as are many of the states, and when the government is so far in debt, state funds are cut, which means city funds are cut, which translates to jobs and services. We need a tax increase, and if it doesn't happen federally, you can bet your town is asking for more. Mostly, we need to get out of the Middle East and put that $10 BILLION dollars a month to work at home.
Do you McCain supporters foresee anything other than bombs and troops in his administration? If a war economy is so great, how comes ours is tanking? If we're saving the world, why do they hate us? It's time to step back from the Bush isolationist, everybody wants a democracy theory and get back to the Constitution. I do not want to be spied on, taxed for a wrong war, nor watch my grandchildren grow up paying the debts of this President. Obama is not perfect, but compared to the alternative, he's damn close.
Posted by: Susie | Nov 2, 2008 2:32:26 PM
Isn't it reassuring to know that if that prank call comes at 3:00 AM, our dear Sarah will be ready??? God forbid this airhead gets anywhere near the presidency!
Posted by: David L. Wylie | Nov 2, 2008 2:32:23 PM
If the left wing media were really after Palin, they would be investigating the Alaska Independence Party and her and Todd's connections. They would be investigating the building of their mansion at city expense. They might investigate why a couple who are millionaires only paid 15% in taxes on a reported $160,000 in income. They would be investigating her medical records, which she promised to produce. They might be investigating her ties to felon Ted Stevens, who was her mentor in getting all that pork money to Wasilla and Alaska. And how about the ethics charges? What if the Personnel Board ALSO finds her guilty?
Palin put herself in the spotlight, and has a ton of personal baggage that I bet McCain wishes he had known about. None of this is the media's doing...they put her put there and people found out things on their own..the media followed the stories and did not create them.
Posted by: Sue in MI | Nov 2, 2008 2:24:46 PM
All of you republicans can dream on about this election and this bimbo.
History, and the entire world, will laugh in your face for the mere suggestion that this moron is in any way capable of anything but stealing from the very people she is supposed to represent.
Posted by: jeffp | Nov 2, 2008 2:23:40 PM
But wait, isn't France a big bad socialist country? And Miss Sarah called Obama all kinds of names and got all kinds of ugly crowd reactions when she brought up his horrible "socialist" ideas. I guess it's only OK in Alaska and France, or maybe if Sarah Ok's it. otherwise, beware the demons who want to take from the rich and give to the needy...that would be way too Christian, and that sounds like...the progressive tax structure in the USA!
Posted by: Sue in MI | Nov 2, 2008 2:15:41 PM
The left really is out there. If Palin had responded to the misidentification of Stef Carse instead of Harper as the Prime Minister of Canada, you all would be screaming, "OMGOMG what if that HAD been the real Sarkozy and she had corrected the President of France!!!1!11! She would have caused an international incident!! This woman is too stupid and undiplomatic to lead!!"
Biden mispeaks regularly. Obama has changed his positions so many times you need box scores to know what position he is playing today. But, if Palin or McCain were eating and asked for grape jelly with their biscuit and then called the waitress over and asked instead for strawberry jam, the headlines on ABC, CBS, MSNBC, etc and every liberal blog would be, "Republicans so indecisive can't order breakfast". Then there would be 200 responses about how stupid Palin is and that if she can't be decisive about jelly at breakfast how can she make policy decisions. The worst part is that the left is completely oblivious of their own hypocrisy and double standards.
Posted by: deepdiver | Nov 2, 2008 12:36:05 PM
I think millions of BO supporters are about to be punked if he gets elected.
He's not going to save you.
You won't be able to pay your mortgage, go to college, buy a computer, pay for food and gas with that $500 bribe.
I feel sorry for you.
Posted by: bailey | Nov 2, 2008 12:18:22 PM
Jamba,
I just wish we had one more week before the election, so SNL could do a skit on THE PHONE CALL FROM FRANCE.
The fact that she was pranked is no big deal. It was the childish way she spoke with Sarkosy that was scary.
She could be the VP!
Posted by: Meant to | Nov 2, 2008 10:50:25 AM
Sarah Palin lives in a delusional fantasy world where adults are still in charge. She just doesn't get the new reality of a world run by perpetual teen-agers. Was Harry Truman ever pranked? Obviously no one is going to prank Obama. That would be racist. Think about how low we're stooping nowadays.
Posted by: Jamba | Nov 2, 2008 10:40:54 AM
And too think.. this woman.. could have been our next VP.. and may sooner or later the President. To the rest of the world.. we are one big joke! Someone wake me up on Wednesday.
Posted by: Iceberg Slim | Nov 2, 2008 9:57:10 AM
Palin as VP... LOL!
Posted by: Iceberg Slim | Nov 2, 2008 9:49:45 AM
Why did she stay on the line? Didn't she realize something was up?
Posted by: Molly, MD | Nov 2, 2008 9:48:21 AM
I stood in line 3 hours Tuesday to hear Obama in Norfolk, Va, 4 hours Thursday in Virginia Beach to hear Obama and 3.5 hours in Virginia Beach yesterday to vote for him. We do not hear Obama ridiculing McCain or Palin. Come on folks, we need to be GRACIOUS WINNERS!
Posted by: SUSIE | Nov 2, 2008 9:20:58 AM
Palin's ignorance was on display and now will be broadcast world wide. She is so clueless that she thinks it is proper protocol for her to receive a personal call from Sarkozy, and she addresses him as "Nicholas", instead of "Prime Minister" as if he were the waiter or busboy. She never picked up on the tasteless clues that this was not a real call. Her ego surpasses McCain's, her handlers are even more stupid and inexperienced than she is and she deserves to go back to Alaska in shame for thinking she is in any way qualified even to be Mayor of Wasilla, much less VEEP.
This performance of hers give new meaning to "ignoramus". She is too ignorant to even know she is ignorant.
No wonder she thinks she is the second coming of Christ.
Posted by: Truth Teller | Nov 2, 2008 9:00:41 AM
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