Totally hilarious... even the birds in the sky know what this president is made of. Thank you little sparrow!

We have a new national bird! It's no longer the Eagel, it's the Sparrow! It spoke what millions are saying! :o)

FINALLY! Someone (or some bird) is calling Bush on his crap. Maybe the WH Press Corp can learn a lesson.

Here little birdie, birdie. Oh crap! Literally! Thanks for the biggest laugh I've had all week. Actually the second biggest laugh. The first was hearing that Wolfowitz and his gal pal had called it quits.

Oh, if only elephants could fly.

Well, Bush said that God speaks to him. Unfortunately, he doesn't listen or understand. Even the bird is trying to send God's message.

He didn't use a tissue to wipe it off.
Used his fingers - yuk.

Clearly a sign from God. How many more signs do the twenty percent who still approve of this man need that he is full of it?

That Sparrow is my HERO!!!!

Please, Please, Please tell me someone got a still photo for a Poster!!!!

I shall now revere the sparrow as the greatest and most noble of all birds! All hail the Sparrow! Truly a Messenger from God!

Little creatures doing great things. I hope no flu is involved to that glorious bird even though I would not mind the sacrifice to save the planet.

In the words of Jackie Gleason "How sweet it is".

I want you all to take heart: The bird responsible has been identified and sent to Guantanamo.

Hey, we're not hearing from the Bush Supporters, so I'l pretend I'm one: "That bird should be prosecuted as a traitor to America! That bird doesn't love America and shouldn't be allowed to besmirch the greatest President in the History of this Great Christian-based Nation!"

To borrow a little ditty written by John Ashcroft "Let the sparrow soar..."

The bird got some relief and found the toilet.

Perhaps he should try licking it off. Most of America has been eating crap the day this moron bought the presidency.

Eat Crap King George!

IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH, DICK CHENEY, CONDOLEEZA RICE, DONALD RUMSFELD, ALBERTO GONZOLES.

how about the convenient timing of the conference? it just happened to begin around 11am eastern, precisely the time that abc's 'the view' airs. and who were the scheduled guests today? 'loose change' creators korey rose and dylan avery. the entire program was preempted by press conference coverage.

Well Christians... God is in control of all things. First he kills Falwell alone, although he was surrounded by tens of thouands of students and staff, and now a bird poops on Bush. God has thrown this team under the bus.

That is so true yawka

I'm sure the air force was immediately scrambled, Cheney got out a shot gun and they all started blasting anything that moved out of the sky!

"I just want to let Mr. Sparrow know, we know his address and FOX Security will be paying him a little visit very soon. Mark my words, bird."

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

I just wish he was looking up and yawning at that moment...

Did someone delete LUN 31? Must have been Lenny.

I can honestly say I haven't laughed so hard at anything in about 6 years. That bird deserves the medal of Freedom!!!

So, now that he was attacked by a sparrow, does that mean the U.S. is going to invade every blue jay nest from here to Mesopotamia?

Would you call that a "Birdy Sanchez?"

It's not considered good luck to have a bird poop on you. I haven't been able to find any reference to that superstition that does not circle back to another reference that also has no origin story or explanation.

That bird hates America and hates the troops!

Well, the only thing funnier would have been a seen where hundreds of birds pooped on him, and pursued him, pooping on him all the way.

Since when is it good luck to have a bird fly over and take a crap on you? These people will lie about anything... I noticed the news woman repeated the good luck crap too so I guess that makes it so huh? And watching bozo wipe it with his hands made me sick..yuck..

he is a a stain on the world

Sparrow Makes Subtle, Astute Political Statement

After the bird crapped on the President, FOX News microphones heard Dick Cheney utter the following:

"Rove, get my gun. We're hunting sparrows."

In a related move, Karl Rove announced that sharpshooters will be stationed atop the White House with full permission to shoot any and all birds that come near the President. Arlen Specter has already agreed to insert this provision into the first piece of legislation that comes across his desk.

I guess they'll have to set up a "bird-free zone" in future to protect the president from signs and portents in such form.

I think I know my nomination for Times "person" of the year. What timing. And Poor Perino: Has anyone ever considered a pile of s..to be a good omen. No wonder the facts and news are so screwed up. Sh++ = good fortune. The Chinese with a fortune cookie are surely much wiser. O dear.

Couldn't have said it better myself. How very, very fitting having the tables turned if only flitting!

What can you say about one of the "least of God's creatures" with more guts than all the dems put together. Everyone at the press conference should have been asking about the executive order Bush signed that would make him king if he decides it. The continuity of government order signed May 9th and overlooked by all. He could takeover the whole country down to the tribal councils if he gets another 911 and he gets to decide what a 911 is this time. Bless the birds with the hearts of lions.

Of course bird droppings are good luck. So is choking on a pretzel, falling off a bike(and segueway), dropping a puppy, making a baby cry, being pecked by a turkey, amd having your best bud shoot someone in the face. Everyone knows all that stuff is good luck!

Do we remember the space shuttle that disintegrated over Texas before the war started? Believe in signs anyone?

Funny, not even the birds respect the president. And how could they, with all the problems in his so-called war on terrorism, he puffs up his enemy-in-chief bin Laden again and again. Osama must be smiling...

this is president bush's karma due to the fact he defecated on the mass public

That bird must be a Democrat, though it actually may have been a Republican with a consciense (is there such a thing?)

We call that Divine Intervention.......

Thank goodness, At least Chimpy kept his serious face on.
He must be very very angry at those bad Iraqis and Iranians.

Why didn't "Shooter" Cheney take out the bird?

Unfortunately for the sparrow, he was tracked down and sent to Gitmo and is now being subject to water-boarding and other "non-torture" interrogation techniques.

Bye, bye birdie.

'Wipes tears from eyes and snickers' this is too rich. I offer political asylum on behalf of the Netherlands to this couragous bird. We have to do pennance for a bird ' accident' ourselves so this would be a good way to redeem ' grins' . Blessed be

I heard they're screening Brewster McCloud at the WH tonight. Coinkydink?

'Lo, I loved all of these comments and Greg, "BRING ON THE CONDORS!!"

And he used his fingers to wipe it off?

Eew!

Note the way the "reporter" hurries to note how great Bush is, and how he "took it in stride". Oh, and "some might call it good luck"??? I'll tell you what's "good luck", not getting news from corporate tv hacks!

Another example of Intelligent Design in action!!! It is sign from up high that Bush and Cheney should both be impeached and their entire administration sent to the World Court to be tried for war crimes and crimes against humanity. They have stolen more liberty and freedom from the American people than any other terrorists or dictators could possibly have imagined. They are traitors. Support the troops and bring them home now!!

Did I hear Bush say:
"Our intelligence was right this time folks -
Al Queda has unleashed an army of terrorist birds ready to drop their bombs on all presidential press conferences and trained to crash into the Empire State building."
Tell me I'm dreaming.

This is not news. Grow up.

That Sparrow must be the New CTU agent

I rather like to think it was not a sparrow at all, but a dove.

Bushsh*t,Bullsh*t,Birdsh*t.
His trinity is now complete.
Heaven reigns its glory upon him.

Bush has done similar things to most of the world including his own country so it was payback time.

The sparrow merely did to Shrub what the Republican party has done to the Constitution of the United States for the past seven years.

Finally! Bush gets crapped on after years of crapping on everyone else.

Maybe this sparrow was a part of al qaeda and was attactking "us" at home!

Eww, gross.

That bird poop got Bush all over it.

I'd like to wish Bush all the luck in the world.

Oh, Hero Bird, a Sign From the Winged -- tho I would have preferred a sign from a condor or a pterodactyl.

Still, Dear Blessed Bird who did what we've all longed to do for so long -- not the canary in the mine, but the canary in the Rose Garden . . .

Bush is so ill bred, that he touched the bird poop with his hands. So unsanitary....disgusting! Who would do that eeuw!

At least they didn't show how he picked his nose on the way back to his office.

Funny, but did anyone ask him about "hospitalgate" and whether he gave the order to Card and Gonzo? I missed the conference.

We can only hope he will read our comments and finally come to grips with the choices we hope he will consider and not ignore..Mr President, accept the bird incident as a sign for a change in your politics, please.
Dorothy

The bird's managed to do what most of us wish we could do...

When Katrina happened, I noticed that even *God* could not get George Bush's attention. Maybe this time *God* decided to appear in smaller form, to make life stinky and uncomfortable for George Bush instead of the people of New Orleans. He knows GWB doesn't give bird____ about the preventable suffering of *other* people.

Poor Katrina victims. Poor America. When G W Bush is on vacation, he's REALLY on vacation (remember when he continued his vacation in August 2001, after being told of impending al-Quaeda attacks on America by way of commercial airliners?)

Next press conference, maybe Bush'll surround himself with armed forces to shoot at anything that flies. "Those sparrows are emboldening the terrorists! Kill them!"

ALL HAIL THE SPARROW//

Right. If the Foo shits, wear it.

ABC News is part of the problem, it is a tool of neocon corporate fascists. NYC and Burbank CA execs killed the DC Madam story, caving to pressure from the September criminals. This is a huge -- huge -- story. More recently they rejected BBC's Greg Palast's huge -- huge--news that he has Karl Rove's emails

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen sparrow that poops on a dimwit president?
Too bad it wasn't also carrying a couple of cocnuts.
Hail Sparrow, Hail!!!

To Artie: Are the news censure stories (Palast & DC Madame) confirmed and true? More & more scary. One thing for the news, however. The bird story was all over morning news today, even NPR. Looks like someone may really have a sense of humor or irony. Funny how much truth and joy a little bird full of sh++ can be.

I love that bird! I'd like to poo on Dubya myself.

...A Hit! A very palpable hit!

DEUS EX BIRDII, evangelicals?

Our sociopathetic Puppet-In-Chief met last night with his chief manipulators... Dick "I'll shoot that son of a bird in the beak" Cheney and Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove and the troika has just announced that they are going to bomb the Canary Islands in retaliation.

What goes around comes around.If your House is made of crap, don't throw crap around. This crappy incident clearly
demonstrates the consequence if one does not adhere to the CARDINAL rule.

only the Bush Administration would think a bird crapping on him was a good thing!

"[E]veryone knows that's a sign of good luck"?

Years ago, I was "bombarded" by a seagull while traveling in Cornwall. Ten years later, after *very* painful surgery to remove a large mass in a lung, I was told that the mass was one symptom of hyptoplasmosis, caused when humans come into contact with bird droppings.

May George Bush be so blessed.

Too bad it wasn't a flying elephant.

God, do I wish I could fly!!!!!

Just in: FBI raid N.J.bird training school. B.F. Skinner manuals seized. Suspects take flght.

This story has absolutely made my weekend. You go, birdie! But the amount of "crap" that landed on his sleeve pales in comparison to the amount of "crap" that comes out of his mouth.

Now Bush can relate to the crap we've been given for the past six years.
God's eyes are truly on the sparrow.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

To misquote Christopher Hitchens, "If we gave the administration an enema, there'd be nothing left."

I think this post about sums up my feelings. It deserves a bump.

'Years ago, I was "bombarded" by a seagull while traveling in Cornwall. Ten years later, after *very* painful surgery to remove a large mass in a lung, I was told that the mass was one symptom of hyptoplasmosis, caused when humans come into contact with bird droppings.

Since Mr. "bush" symbolizes so many cultural and economic issues in our corporate/industrial culture, and since the news conference was in an urban setting, let us also consider the sparrow as a preciously ironic stand-in (fly-in) for the Spotted Owl.

Rumor has it that this 'enemy combatant' has been taken to Guano-tanamo for interrogation regarding the existence of other WMD's (Weapons of Mass Defecation).

I think that just about all of you posters deserve what the Pres got, and then some! What a bunch of juveniles - are you all still in short pants?

As Earl Pitts always says, "Wake up America!"

bears crap in the woods, birds poop on the bush, I'm suprised chimpy didn't fling some poo back at the little hero, instead of at us

I am sure that Mr. Sparrow is going to be placed on the no-fly lists!!

if it's true that the guests on the "View" on 5/24 were planned to be the creators of loose change, a controversial 9/11 movie that the gov't doesn't want people to see, then it's true read the signs, google the movie and look for yourself. Coincidence, Never, Planned, yes, we're in for it, guaranteed mark my words.

I'll say this now because I may not be able to when Bush delcares martial law. Where does the poop end and Bush begin?

Sorry. I'm picky. But you spelled "eagle" wrong, second from the top.

AMERICA
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?
GOD SAVE US ALL!!

What amazes me the most was that Don Imus was fired for making comments less offensive than these and on a forum less popular than ABC. But then again, liberals are known for hypocrisy. My favorite is the comments imitating Republicans for capturing and murdering the sparrow (like another president was known for doing to people in Waco?).

You can get 60 different diseases from bird poop. Hope Bush washed his hands before he ate his kindergarten lunch (his ex-chef says, "Bush eats just four (types of) sandwiches for lunch: (on white bread) peanut butter and honey, BLT's, grilled cheese with a side of French's yellow mustard, and burgers. Per his request, all sandwiches were to be served with a side of Lay's potato chips and a pickle spear." No salad, no soups, nothing green.

"Salmonellosis often occurs as "food poisoning" and can be traced to pigeons, starlings and sparrows. The disease bacteria are found in bird droppings."

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