This 'fine' individual came very close to being the President of the United States. Providence was looking out for our great country when that failed to happen. I give thanks almost every day.

From: An Iraqi Freedom 'marine mom'

"He knows his career's in the -- oh, nevermind"

I suppose Kerry would know *exactly* how that feels.

Wonder if he has any cute little ditties about his friend Teddy?

I'm trying to find where, in the story, Kerry finds himself "in trouble" over the limerick, but I'm not seeing it.

ABC: Thanks for devoting half the article to the "botched joke" non-scandal!

Please give us the whole history of Kerry's comedy career, including the full lyrics of any "novelty songs" on that album he recorded back in high school.

i like it, kerry's a funny dude. and anyone who "gives thanks almost every day" that kerry LOST the election is way out of touch.

So. . John Kerry goes into a bar and orders a drink and the bartender says, "Hey John, why the long face." LOL!

What, exactly, is wrong with John Kerry developing a sense of humor? I think Vitter is fair game.

What can you say about a guy whose own mother had to remind him, before she passed on, "Integrity, integrity, integrity." She knew him better than anyone.

John Kerry doesn't need to be "developing" a sense of humor - he has been his own punchline for years. For a really good laugh, just ask him what he has done for Massachusetts lately - no not lately - ever. He is one dull, self inflated suit, who, as they say, married up. John does only for John.

Kerry's limerick is clever, and accurate. He's a better Senator than Vitter any day of the week, and it's too bad that he was cheated out of the Presidency.

I loathe John Kerry, but good Lord...

Apples and Oranges.

This is about loose VITTER not Kerry....Vitter is a hypocrite pure and simple...they all are...show me an honest senator

Wow, Republicans are getting angrier and angrier by the minute.

Sheesh, grow up. Spoiled brats. You lost 2006 and you're going to loose 2008 even worse if you keep acting like spoiled brats.

Not only was John Kerry cheated out of the presidency by an obvious dullard but that same dullard was able to cheat Al Gore out of his presidency as well. Isn't that something how such an inferior man was able to "steal" the presidency, not once, but twice. Get off the Kool Aid. John Kerry has been a thorougly forgettable senator for Massachusetts -not even disputable. He such an invisible LT. Governor, that some in this state don't even remember he once held that office. His only serious achievment was marrying into some serous money.

As much as I loathe Kerry, I have to admit that I LOL'd. However, that was more appropriate for the 'hallowed' halls of the Senate, or some other less public place than at a fundraiser. That's the time to be a bit more professional. Ooops! I forgot whom the subject was.

Dear John,

After only 3 months in the wreck
You have 3 purple hearts about your neck
And not one record to confirm
That you were actually infirm
You have no moral authority to give someone else heck.

Why isn't the blogesphere all over Kerry's denial of the massacre after the US pulled out.

why would this land kerry in trouble? sounds like you guys want to frame the outrageous hyocrisy of yet another god and country republican as a loss for a democrat. vitter will eventually resign, along with the 30 other republican members of congress who flynt is going to out.

Ugh,

If you're going to write a weak limerick you should at least pay attention to rhythm and meter.