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Smokers Airline Set To Light Up Next Year

July 12, 2006 10:08 AM

Airline_stewardess_nrMore legroom, an upper deck lounge and the freedom to smoke to one's heart's content are the promises of the new SMINTAIR which hopes to make a maiden voyage from Dusseldorf to Tokyo in March 2007.

Alexander Schoppman, Managing Director at SMINTAIR, assures his future flyers that smoking in airline cabins is safe, and he says that airlines only stopped allowing their passengers to smoke in order to save money on fuel and air conditioner filters. On SMINTAIR's website, Schoppman also denies that second-hand smoke is a health threat and compares today's anti-smoking campaigns to those of the Nazis.

A report issued last month by the U.S. Surgeon General concluded that secondhand smoke exposure can cause heart disease and lung cancer in nonsmoking adults and is a known cause of sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS), respiratory problems, ear infections and asthma attacks in infants and children.

SMINTAIR promises to take passengers back to the glory days of air travel by providing elegant meals and attentive service. This step back in time also includes the promise of "charming and beautiful flight attendants."

"In the 50s, 60s and 70s, I was always looking forward to every flight, enjoying a luxurious experience above the clouds," Schoppman says. "The stewardesses (yes, that was the job title, and they were proud of it!) were all friendly, very pretty and in their fresh uniforms."

Tickets have not yet gone on sale for the maiden flight, but SMINTAIR has 120 open positions for flight attendants, according to their website.

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It is about time. There are more people morbidly obese and/or drug users that will certainly pass on before most of us smokers. Some may cringe at the sight of a smoker, but the sight of a 300 lb. hippo or someone with crack 'sores' is totally nauseating.

Posted by: Terry | Jul 12, 2006 12:12:16 PM

You have got to be kidding

Posted by: Trenton | Jul 12, 2006 12:14:46 PM

you're not funny....at all.

Posted by: chris | Jul 12, 2006 12:15:56 PM

I think smoking in jets while flying is not a good idea. I suppose the smoke that comes from the smoking lounge will circulate through the plane?

It is bad enough when we have to inhale an already non-filtered air that circulates throughout the plane.

Smoking has to be banned on airlines for good. Regardless of cigarettes company that still try to destroy human environment.

I don’t want to sit next to a smoker who smells bad of smoke or smell his/her breath every time they come back from the smoking lounge.

Posted by: Leimomi | Jul 12, 2006 12:37:27 PM

If you don't want to sit on a plane with smokers, then take a non-smoking flight. I am sick and tired of being treated like a second-class citizen for having a cigarette now and again. I am not a full-time smoker, but do enjoy one - especially during a stressful situation like flying. Next thing you know they'll want to ban McDonalds and Haagen Das because it makes you fat. Everyone has the right to make a choice - just take another flight. I think this a great victory for smokers everywhere!

Posted by: Calanne | Jul 12, 2006 12:53:18 PM

is this a "GAG" ?

Posted by: radargrl | Jul 12, 2006 12:59:29 PM

Yea!!!! It's about time. For too long those who don't smoke have indulged in a campaign to marginalize those who do. Personally, I'd rather sit next to someone who smokes than some schnockered idiot breathing gin fumes on me.

Those who don't wish to be exposed to cigarette smoke have a multitude of options available. It's great that those who DO smoke have at least one place where they're still welcome.

Posted by: free2Bme | Jul 12, 2006 1:05:27 PM

Bravo SMINTAIR!
No kids and no sanctimonious non-smokers! I will definitely be a patron. Besides, body odor and germ-ridden children smell worse. And who wants to sit next to someone so fat that part of them is in your seat? Yuck. Don't want to sit next to a smoker? Don't fly on this airline.

Posted by: Smoke on | Jul 12, 2006 1:38:06 PM

"I don’t want to sit next to a smoker who smells bad of smoke or smell his/her breath every time they come back from the smoking lounge."

Then why on Earth would you even consider buying a ticket on a "smoking" flight?

Posted by: 7rob7 | Jul 12, 2006 3:14:48 PM

If you don't like the smoke, or recirculated smoke, then you've an easy choice -- DON'T FLY THIS AIRLINE. For those who enjoy smoking en flight, then here's the airline for you. Personally, I would also like an airline which doesn't allow anyone to fly with them under the age of 6 (or alternatively has a sound-proof section where they and their adults must sit). I've been much more disturbed by crying/screaming babies than by someone smoking.

Posted by: NWtrnr | Jul 12, 2006 3:17:08 PM

Folks smoked on airplanes until the last decade. Do I see a danger? No more than usual. I recently quit smoking, but I disagree when government dictates what we can or cannot do.

Posted by: JoAnn | Jul 13, 2006 10:20:45 AM

Leimomi,
Then don't fly that airline.

It is about time!

Posted by: Jason | Jul 13, 2006 10:44:59 AM

If you have a problem with smokers there is an easy solution...don't fly on this airline!

Posted by: Landa | Jul 13, 2006 10:45:19 AM

Then don't take this flight. As long as someone knows ahead of time what the situation is, he has no legitimate reason to complain. This applies to a whole slew of issues in which one group of people attempt to cram their personal preferences down _everyone's_ throats. Personal choice, personal responsibility. Cf: don't like restaurants that serve meat? Don't eat there. Don't mandate that all restaurants become vegetarian.

Posted by: Russ | Jul 13, 2006 12:00:35 PM

I am a former smoker but I still think that if you don't want to be exposed to smoking on a flight use another airline.
It's also about time that someone other than me is calling those "airline waitresses" stewardesses and hiring only women who are nice to look at and not "guys" who want to be women.

Posted by: Brian | Jul 13, 2006 12:31:45 PM

"Holy moley"......someone who's not affraid to use the 'stewardess' word, or affraid to provide good meals as well as to let you smoke afterwards.......dang, they might even let you have two carry-on pieces of luggage

"Right On" SMINTAIR,..... mom was right, what goes around comes around. Who knows, other airlines may jump onboard.

Posted by: dreek | Jul 13, 2006 12:56:14 PM

I hope they offer continental US flights.. I do a lot of travel here, and would certainly pay a premium to not around the self-rightous.

Posted by: b | Jul 13, 2006 5:07:36 PM

Ok, good for smokers, you have an airline, but Smoke On, here's something you said that I dont get:
"And who wants to sit next to someone so fat that part of them is in your seat?"
Who wants to sit next to someone puffing smoke in your face? Not me. Even if I was a smoker. And not everyone who doesnt smoke is self-rightous, pitying those that do.

Posted by: ATTW | Jul 13, 2006 5:35:22 PM

The trouble I have with this is that other airlines might want to "jump on board" as Brian said.

I can envision an airline having aircraft that are nondedicated, so a craft that is smoking one day is nonsmoking the next. Then all of us with asthma (myself included) are treated to a "fun" 2-4 hours of low level irritation, and more than likely having an attack. That's not sanctimonious, it's just plain reality for anyone with asthma.

The sanctimonious people in my mind are those smokers who think their habits are merely a nuisance to others, and that we should just "tolerate their habit". Well, that may be true for chewing tobacco, but smokers can literally endanger the lives of people with asthma, COPD, etc.

As far as second class citizens go, that distinction goes to the children of smokers, who are forced to breathe very dangerous levels of unfiltered secondhand smoke while still undergoing development. It's no accident they end up with much higher incidences of asthma and other health problems thanks to selfish ol' mom and dad.

Posted by: erik | Jul 13, 2006 7:07:14 PM

forget sanctimonious.

they won't get a whole lot of business, only people who smoke and people who don't care.

i'd take screaming babies and fat people over smokers any day - they have nothing to do with the air we have to share in that cramped cabin. hate unruly kids? spend $2 on earplugs or $10 on earphones. don't like fat people? buck up and pay for first class, ask for another seat, get an exit seat, or just don't sit in the middle.

there will be pure oxygen flowing throughout the cabin, and they're going to let people light up? you can't possibly believe that's a good idea, practically speaking.

Posted by: em. | Jul 15, 2006 12:09:03 AM

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