Terrorists: Please Ring the Call Button

August 21, 2006 10:37 AM

Rhonda Schwartz Reports:

Delta_shuttle_nrDelta Airline shuttle passengers on a flight out of Washington, D.C., this morning were asked to turn themselves in if they had violated new security measures.

"Would anyone who has improperly brought a liquid or beverage on board kindly ring the call button and identify yourself," a flight attendant announced.

No one did, according to passengers on the flight.

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User Comments

Patty cake patty cake bakers' man, all you terrorist please raise your hand. Could this be the "disclaimer" for the airlines? I mean, the flight attendant gave them a chance to surrender. (beyond give me a break) I give up...!!!

Posted by: Meenghia | Aug 21, 2006 11:08:09 AM

What immediately comes to mind is the line from the mother and female desk clerk in the movie "Home Alone"....
Mother says "What kind of idiots do you have working here?" female desk clerk "Only the finest in New York!!"...
I agree ...give me a break !!.....

Posted by: dreek | Aug 21, 2006 12:33:10 PM

Hello; is anyone home?

Posted by: Billyk | Aug 21, 2006 5:43:04 PM

I can just hear it now: "Well, gosh golly gee, guess ya got me, hyuk hyuk. Guess I'll just push this here little call button and turn myself in..."

Posted by: J | Aug 22, 2006 8:41:42 AM

All i can say is DUH! Well that's DELTA for you.

Posted by: TIELIA | Aug 25, 2006 2:47:43 PM

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